*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* I dunno man, a lot of stuff has been going on, especially since the summer transfer window. Here’s what’s up. Paul Pogba The man who…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* A 2016 Presidential Race Concert Experience is coming to a city near you. Broadway and Hollywood music creatives have collaborated to create this new experience…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* Hey guys, its October and I feel as though it’s really important for me to turn over a new leaf. You see, for the…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* “They’re bringing crime. They’re racists.” ““You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her — wherever.” “A…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* Ash_KetchumAll150: “I cannot tell you how much I’ve cried over the past few weeks. Everything in my world has begun to fall apart. I…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* Where is she? Hiding away with her two cats planning an extravagant Christmas for her fans? Is she planning her comeback? Or is she…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* British novelist, J.K. Rowling, not even close to finishing the franchise that sparked millions of imaginations J.K. Rowling: the author who will write about…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* A harsh reality is settling into the lives of millions of girls around the world, from babies just out of the womb that suck…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* In a cottage far, far away, there once was a fraternity named “Europe-pia”, who had many members that would argue and argue often over…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* Saturday Night Live (SNL), comedic brain-child of Lorne Michaels, is a late-night live sketch comedy and variety show that has entertained the American public…