It’s difficult to believe that this is going to be my last issues of The Anchor ever. After two years here, I’ve become very accustomed to giving up my entire Monday and a resemblance to anything even remotely close to sleep. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to actually fill up my…
Welcome to April, where our old pal Michigan proves that her weather is about as stable as a clown balancing on a ball, if the ball were over a pit of lava: so not very. We’ve always heard the old saying that “April showers bring May flowers,” but it’s April and most of us don’t…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* The true story of how The Anchor has gotten so much better in 10 years time: An interview By: Nada Motolli What makes an organization…
I get it, you’re a busy person, and you don’t have time to workout. But, you still want to make sure that you’re in pretty good shape for your boy or girlfriend. Or maybe you want to get in pretty good shape so that you can get a boy or girlfriend. Perhaps you’re single and…
The other day I was sitting in my Secondary Literature class and listening to a student present a piece that he had found for our “critical issues” that we all had to sign up to talk about. His was about participation trophies in sports and other activities, and how they’re sending an incorrect message to…
This is for any groups, professors, workplaces, friends, family, and Campus events that I’ve ever gone to, known, or had con- tact with. Hi, my name is Adam, and sometimes I’m late. Sometimes I sleep in an extra 30 minutes or an hour and I get places slightly late with really wet hair. Occasionally I…
This evening, I rolled out of work at Phelps and into The Anchor office a little earlier than I was used to getting out, so I really got to see a lot of the members of my staff in action. Because a few of our Copy Editors weren’t able to make it due to Rush…
No matter who you are or where you’re from, everybody has one thing in common. Everybody poops and everybody eats. And, since they definitely won’t let me write an article based around pooping, this one is going to focus on everyone’s favorite pastime: eating. But, since most of our readership are college students, this is…
Most of my time is spent in class, at work or working on homework, and a lot of the time I feel incredibly overwhelmed and unbelievably busy. So, like I assume most people in similar situations do, I kill a lot of time that I’m not busy by watching movies, playing games and reading fun…
Most won’t debate the fact that 2016 was a terrible year. By the end of the year, there had been plenty of celebrity deaths, a controversial election and plenty of other disasters. Most thought by December that a lot of what was going on was coming to a close and the bright light of 2017…