*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.*
“They’re bringing crime. They’re racists.”
““You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her — wherever.”
“A total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.”
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”
“I’d like to punch him in the face.”
“I love Hispanics!”
“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”
“No matter how good I do on something, they’ll never write good.”
“I’ve had a beautiful, I’ve had a flawless campaign. You’ll be writing books about this campaign.”
“I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.”
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage. I’m building a wall, OK? I’m building a wall.”
“What do I know about it? All I know is what’s on the internet.”
Answer: They’re all Trump. Yep.
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