*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! On March 23, one of downtown Holland’s beloved businesses said farewell to the community. Originally known as JP’s, the Ferris Coffee on 55 E. Eighth St. has brewed its last cup of coffee, as the company moves to a focus on…
Photo By Nico Kazlauskas *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! The dining configuration for Hope College has always been rocky. Cook’s unsteady dining hours and, most recently, its closure for the 2024-2025 school year have led to very hectic moments at Phelps, Hope’s most popular and now…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! If you’ve been paying attention to the announcements around campus, or maybe have unsuccessfully tried to snag a meal at Cook Dining Hall, you’ve probably heard the news: Cook is closed for good. The abrupt removal of the small, though, often…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! On Tuesday, Sept. 19, around noon, students may have heard the familiar sound of sirens floating across campus. If one was close enough they would have noticed that the trucks congregated around the Hope College Dow Center, three trucks to be…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! After weeks of arguments about who shall be the new Speaker of the House, Congress finally elected Mike Johnson, (R-LA). For his first course of action, he has decided to fix a very pressing issue, American geography. The bill swiftly passed…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! Author: The Academy of Flavor Studies Students at Hope College know many things, but one thing that everyone knows and can agree upon is the significance and importance of Phelps’ new edition of Tractor Juice. The beloved drink option only has…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! This Halloweekend was one for the history books! In the late hours of Oct. 28, Hope College’s entire squirrel population gathered in the Pine Grove for what appeared to be a Halloween party. “I thought it was some kind of Halloween…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! (Buster wants you to know that academic dishonesty is not a victimless crime…) (Photo Credit: studiotrapeza / Getty Images) It seemed like just another day for Hope College sophomore Caughton D’Act. At 9:30 a.m., he showed up for his Psychology Research…
Author: Aurelius Herfst *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! ‘Twas the Night ‘fore Halloweekend, and all through Hope’s campusAll the students were planning the rampage ahead themSome girls were on Amazon ordering last-minute dressesIn hopes the delivery would be just a bit faster The Frat boys were…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! Ever since the new Anchor Plan was created, it is all that professors, advisors and faculty have been able to talk about. For the past year or so, the registrar’s office has been working to improve and change the Hope College…