The Ranchor

The Ranchor is our semesterly, satire edition. Everything that is apart of this section is inaccurate, false, and written with comedic intent. The Anchor is not attempting to make any factual statements with these articles. Enjoy!

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Meet Buster, the ChatGPT-sniffing dog

*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! (Buster wants you to know that academic dishonesty is not a victimless crime…) (Photo Credit: studiotrapeza / Getty Images) It seemed like just another day for Hope College sophomore Caughton D’Act. At 9:30 a.m., he showed up for his Psychology Research…

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‘Twas the Night ‘fore Halloweekend

Author: Aurelius Herfst *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! ‘Twas the Night ‘fore Halloweekend, and all through Hope’s campusAll the students were planning the rampage ahead themSome girls were on Amazon ordering last-minute dressesIn hopes the delivery would be just a bit faster The Frat boys were…