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2025 Commencement Speaker Announced: Taylor Swift is entering her ‘Roll Dutch’ Era! 

PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! With graduation around the corner, campus has been buzzing with predictions on who this year’s commencement speaker will be. Well students, look no further – the Anchor is breaking the exclusive announcement. We are proud to announce that this year’s 2025…

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The newest addition to Hope College’s campus has the campus swimming with excitement…literally! 

PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! This Fall, the campus welcomed the long awaited 4,500 square foot addition to the DeWitt Student Center – the Jim & Eileen Heeringa Dance Wing. Beginning back in the summer of 2023, students witnessed the evolution of the construction hole by…

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Lemurgate: Rockie’s Disappearance 

PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! Beginning late March, sightings of a monkey-like, agile creature have been spotted on campus. Appearing in dorm rooms, Cook’s courtyard, and even in dorm showers, the animal’s presence has puzzled many. According to experts from the Illinois Zoo, the mysterious creature…

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All About The Park Theatre  

Many historic theatres that were once popular weekend spots have been torn down throughout the decades. However, vintage buildings bring so much charm to local cities and deserve to be treasured and preserved. Park Theatre in Holland, Michigan has beaten the odds and has been turned into a flourishing non-profit music venue right across the…

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The Fight of Scientific Research

With less than two months into President Trump’s second term, he has already begun implementing significant changes. With the new Department of Government Efficiency, led by Elon Musk, many officialgovernment corporations have faced layoffs and major budget cuts. On Wednesday, March 5,federal judges barred an executive order issued on February 15 that would cut funding…