*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By: Sriracha Maserati Life is greener than ever! Not only are the plants flourishing on this land, but agriculture is restored with the help of…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By: Blare Ace Ranenham Transcript from Student Council President-Elect: What have I been saying from the beginning? I said we were going to build a…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By Rebecca McGregor President John C. Knapp sent an official email to Hope College students and faculty announcing free tuition. “It is with much excitement…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By Autumn Smith Click here to check out The Ranchor’s Features page!
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By: Sam Witwicky After receiving approval from the Senate Committee of Historical Landmarks in a unanimous vote, the memorial commemorating Donald J. Trump’s eight years…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* After years of waiting, the new Dow is finally revealed: It’s better than ever By: Jackmerius Tacktheritrix After many years of careful planning and many…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* Current Hope College students and alumni take a look at how much Hope has grown Click here to check out The Ranchor’s Voices page on Hope…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By: Rebecca McGregor On April 3, Theatre Department Chair Bernadette VanPeters met with other theatre professors to discuss the possibility of putting on “Hamilton” next…
*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* By: Jeanae Traakip Hope College is no stranger to marriages being held in its historic Dimnent Memorial Chapel, but April 1 became a day of…
By: Oprah “America’s Got Talent” has finally discovered real talent: the beautiful ladies in Hope College’s Nykerk Cup competition! All six acts traveled to audition in Detroit last spring and after a long journey, the competition has finished airing and Nykerk was established as the 2027 winners of the national television show. The NBC show…