*This article is part of The Ranchor, The Anchor’s biannual satire edition.* The recent announcement from the head of Hope College Dining Services that Chef’s Choice will no longer be serving hotdogs came as a shock to the campus community. The move is the first step in an ongoing effort to make the Hope Dining…
*This article is part of The Ranchor, The Anchor’s biannual satire edition* Most students on campus know and love Club Durf, the infamous disco dance thrown by Durfee Hall on Halloween weekend and attended mainly by agreeable freshmen in search of a frat party that wouldn’t turn them away for not knowing the difference between…
A shocking screenshot has been circulating around campus all week. Junior Immuna Vander Zation captured a Snapchat sent by their roommate, Corrantina Isola. in one of Haworth’s quarantine rooms, captioned “I’ve been stuck in here for THREE DAYS WITHOUT FOOD. No one is answering my phone calls or emails. Help.” Vander Zation posted the screenshot…