After years of pretending to be a small Netherlandish city within the continental U.S., the Hollanders of Michigan have decided enough is enough and are seceding from the United States. Hollanders are seeking to be permitted as a territory of the Netherlands and enter rule of Queen Máxima and King Willem Alexander. The monarchy …
President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, decided to settle their recent crossroads over the Russian meddling in the 2016 U.S. election in a classic battle of rock, paper, scissors. Prior to the event, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement saying, “President Trump is honored and thrilled to engage in this…
Unbeknownst to the majority of Hope College students, former president John Knapp returned to Hope’s campus disguised as a student for a day in March. This plan was inspired by the popular television show “Undercover Boss.” Knapp was hoping to experience life as a Hope College sophomore student. This inspiration came from a desire…
Hope College’s News Media Services welcome our 45th president, Donald Trump, to take over Hope’s official Twitter page for an entire day. President Trump is reaching out to college campuses and desires to share his tweeting skills while confronting fake news. He is very excited to be tweeting for one of the best liberal…
Hope College Admissions shares that Calvin students are interviewing and going through a selection process to become campus tour guides. President Voskuil seeks to create a bridge between the Hope and Calvin rivalry and put an end to #thingsbetterthanCalvin. He has partnered with Calvin College President Michael K. Le Roy to create the Unification…
Hope College is proud to announce that the final decision for commencement speaker has been made. The man set to give our graduates words of wisdom this upcoming May 6 has been an influential character this past year. Born on January 8 in 1982, 1983 or perhaps 1984, Kim Jong Un is a Korean…
By Demogorgan An investigation went underway on Tuesday when Hope College students reported suspicious screeching noises coming through the halls of the A. Paul Schaap Science Center. Campus Safety responded and inspected the center, finding traces of blood in the greenhouse. The Science Department states the noises and blood were caused by machine malfunctions and…
By Will Byers The place for business, wealth and power is located right in the heart of New York City. People who strive to pursue such a niche location tend to fall in the streets of Manhattan where every other block is an opportunity for a new entrepreneur to plant their business. What would happen…
By Keith Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love my DynaTAC 8000X from Motorola. Even though it only takes me about 10 hours to recharge, which work outs nicely with my sleep schedule, I get an astounding 30 minutes of talk time every time I recharge my cell phone all the way. While you may…
By Joyce Byers For the past few weeks, a frenzy of rumors about telepathic activity has been brewing on campus. Last Friday, Nov. 3, the rumors were, quite literally, brought into the light when an event was held in the Pine Grove at 8 p.m. Hundreds of students gathered together to hang Christmas lights among…