*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! After weeks of arguments about who shall be the new Speaker of the House, Congress finally elected Mike Johnson, (R-LA). For his first course of action, he has decided to fix a very pressing issue, American geography. The bill swiftly passed…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! Author: The Academy of Flavor Studies Students at Hope College know many things, but one thing that everyone knows and can agree upon is the significance and importance of Phelps’ new edition of Tractor Juice. The beloved drink option only has…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! This Halloweekend was one for the history books! In the late hours of Oct. 28, Hope College’s entire squirrel population gathered in the Pine Grove for what appeared to be a Halloween party. “I thought it was some kind of Halloween…
*Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! (Buster wants you to know that academic dishonesty is not a victimless crime…) (Photo Credit: studiotrapeza / Getty Images) It seemed like just another day for Hope College sophomore Caughton D’Act. At 9:30 a.m., he showed up for his Psychology Research…
Author: Aurelius Herfst *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! ‘Twas the Night ‘fore Halloweekend, and all through Hope’s campusAll the students were planning the rampage ahead themSome girls were on Amazon ordering last-minute dressesIn hopes the delivery would be just a bit faster The Frat boys were…
The Middle East sent shockwaves throughout the world earlier this month when Hamas unexpectedly attacked Israel. These attacks later lead to a declaration of war from Israel on Oct. 8. On Tuesday, Oct. 17, a blast occurred at the compound of Al-Ahli Arab Hospital in Gaza right before President Biden landed in Israel, the Wall…
Author: Heidi Hudson News is all around us— embedded in the way we think and the media we consume. The world is constantly changing, but there is an endless stream of resources with the ability to keep people informed on what is going on. In the past two decades, news consumption has shifted from physical…
It was a cold, crisp morning on October 8th. Over 50,000 runners were lined up to compete in the 2023 Chicago Marathon. At 7:30 AM, the gun went off, and a little after 9:30 AM history was made when 23-year-old Kenyan, Kelvin Kiptum, crossed the finish line in 2:00:35. This is the first record eligible…
Author: Castle Dettinger Have you ever noticed that there are certain things in America, specifically when it comes to our government and public policy, that just about every single reasonable person agrees is broken? And nothing ever gets done to fix them? Allow me to highlight one in particular: water pollution. I spent most of…
Author: Gabriel Wolthuis From illustrating and authoring children’s books to producing and acting in television to creating and inspiring murals and everything in between, Hope College alum, Joel Schoon-Tanis (’89) extends his breath of talent across diverse areas of art. Schoon-Tanis’ work has been nationally recognized, including receiving National Telly awards, Emmy awards, and the…