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Hope College WiFi found to be run by 10 monkeys and a hand crank

Dr. Jinx
The Ranchor
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October 25, 2022

*This article is part of The Ranchor, The Anchor’s biannual satire edition.* Last month, investigative journalists at The Anchor uncovered an email sent to the Hope College president regarding the new Hope College Future WiFi update. In the email, the IT department detailed the “unfortunate situation” regarding the old system, namely, that the WiFi system…

Phelps to Eliminate Hot Dogs from “Chef’s Choice”: Part of New “Fine Dining” Plan

Thalia & Melpomene
The Ranchor
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October 25, 2022

*This article is part of The Ranchor, The Anchor’s biannual satire edition.* The recent announcement from the head of Hope College Dining Services that Chef’s Choice will no longer be serving hotdogs came as a shock to the campus community. The move is the first step in an ongoing effort to make the Hope Dining…