Monthly Archives: April 2018

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Patagonia opens store on Hope campus

Most anticipated overblown collaboration of the year   Hope College fashion trends are like no other school’s. Our western Michigan flare is endearing and vibrant. On campus, students are adorned in an array of brands and styles. However, there is one that seems to dominate: Patagonia. Because of the rolling mountain range here in Holland…

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Holland announces secession from U.S.

  After years of pretending to be a small Netherlandish city within the continental U.S., the Hollanders of Michigan have decided enough is enough and are seceding from the United States. Hollanders are seeking to be permitted as a territory of the Netherlands and enter rule of  Queen Máxima and King Willem Alexander. The monarchy …

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Knapp masquerades as sophomore

  Unbeknownst to the majority of Hope College students, former president John Knapp returned to Hope’s campus disguised as a student for a day in March. This plan was inspired by the popular television show “Undercover Boss.” Knapp was hoping to experience life as a Hope College sophomore student. This inspiration came from a desire…