Tim Embertson ('21) is a Staff Writer at the Anchor.
So there I was, literally shuffling up to the ticket kiosk, trying not to breathe too heavily. I’m gonna be real with you: sparkling ICE drinks are not meant to be stored in sweater sleeves, and boxes of Milk Duds don’t fit great in waistbands; you WILL get funny looks if every step you take…
While no single person is the same, there tends to be a handful of defining moments in an artist’s life. It could include picking up a new media, be it in the flick of a paintbrush or the snap of a shutter. It might be the first visit to a professional gallery, where looking over…
1 Welcome readers to this incredibly momentous article that will leave you feeling a bit funky. Hopefully this intro doesn’t come off too punny. Hey, you like flamingos? If so you will love Sol Lewitt. If you like dreaming you better keep reading! 2 You have happened across this somber sentence blissfully unaware of what…
Let me ask a pretty simple question; what qualities do you want in your romantic partner? Respectful? Communicative? Attractive? Funny? Let me tell you what. You are going to forget about all of that when I tell you, yes YOU, can date a manipulative, mindless, unethical, bland and tasteless pile of moldy leftover pizza crusts…
I have a question for you, my good folk: what other time in history can you wake up, attend a slew of classes, socialize with friends, eat meals, view an art gallery and then slink back under the heavenly covers without ever stepping one probing foot outdoors? Ignoring the “WALL-E esque” implications of this lifestyle,…
What a wonderful day to take a walk around campus and see what we see. The sun is shining on all the small groups of spaced out students in the Pine Grove. A mower hums in the background as we pass Graves Hall. Cesario is casually being shipwrecked on the DeWitt patio. A squirrel steals…
So I have a question. You listen to podcasts? Correction: it wasn’t a question; it was a statement. You do. You listen to podcasts. All of the podcasts. And you like them. A lot. And you should, because podcasts are great. In many ways, podcasting has been a rising tide. A tide that creeps up…
I was recently asked, quite ironically through an open mouth full of food, “What is your biggest pet peeve?” Regardless of living in a world full of slow drivers and toilet seats left up, I had a simple answer that instantly brought me back to February 8, 2014. After I grabbed my ticket stub and…