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DOPE COLLEGE YARD

Unidentified objects baffle students

Objects' mysterious appearance baffles teachers and students alike. This past Saturday a very strange, some mights say alien, object had suddenly appeared on campus.

 

 

 

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MIRRORS AND SMOKE

Halloween Guide

 

 

 

 

THE BUBBLE

Students to leave Dope for the first time

Curious students are to leave the compounds of the college to see what is actually outside the premises. "It's a dangerous business walking away from 15th," friends say.

 

 

FARTS

Cyrus to wreck Dope's new stage

President Knappkins of Dope College cordially invites two famous performers to the new music building in Fall of 2014.

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VICES

Horoscopes: 100% real predictions about your november

A certified Dope College psychic provides horoscopes that will help all students succeed this fall semester.

NARPS

US, Canada make switch to football

Over 200 years ago, the Brits shortened "rugby" to "rugger" and "association" to "soccer". But now North American countries are reevaluating this decision; Americans have even started a petition to call American football 'eggball'.