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The Dow gets a major facelift

*This is part of The Ranchor issue of The Anchor, which is a satire edition of our student newspaper. None of this article is meant to be taken as fact.* After years of waiting, the new Dow is finally revealed: It’s better than ever By: Jackmerius Tacktheritrix After many years of careful planning and many…