By Princess Daphne As the saying goes, all good things come to an end. It’s time for Dustin Henderson’s reign over arcade games “Centipede” and “Dig Dug” to come to a close, as an anonymous gamer dubbed “Mad Max” swoops in to steal the throne from under his nose. “I guess he just got too…
By Rob Anderson No one recruits like Coach Van Wieren, and it certainly looks as though the legendary coach isn’t slipping this year. Spotted around campus with Coach Van Wieren and Flying Dutchmen captain Greg Mitchell (’89) on last Friday’s visit day was Steve Harrington, a top-rated prospect out of Hawkins High School in Hawkins,…
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By Princess Daphne This month there have been some breakout style stars that made waves in the fashion community. Not only have they pushed boundaries, but they are also making high-quality fashion choices effortlessly. High school heartthrob Steve Harrington, known by the fashion gods for his amazing locks, has finally revealed to us the secret…
By Eleven Thanks to the Holland Board of Public Works (HBPW), the new Holland Energy Park Power Plant has been completed with state-of-the-art equipment that surpasses citizen expectations of sustainability and style. However, a recent inspection by Region 5 of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) showed a rather high level of Technology Enhanced Naturally Occurring…
By Will Byers Earlier this week, mysterious fluids were found in the Lake Macatawa shores. This discovery left residents of Holland disturbed on early Monday morning, as one witness took her daily walk through downtown and into Kollen Park. After noticing this strange substance near the lake, she reached down to grab a small sample…
Can Earth be a synergistic system, allowing organisms to interact with their inorganic surroundings? By Eleven President Ronald Reagan has fueled his political fan base by seeking to deregulate all bureaucratic institutions. The root of this desire is held in his most celebrated quote: “The most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from…
By Mr. Clarke “Strange things continue to happen throughout New Mexico, reads a 1983 Albuquerque headline following the upset Jimmy Valvano and his North Carolina State pulled off against the University of Houston in the Division I Men’s National Championship. As a young man from Queens, New York who was known for his passion for…