PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! Since its conception, Hope College has lived near the beautiful, clean, crystalline waters of Lake Macatawa. Known for its beautiful hues of blue and green, the lake is a frequent stop for college students in need of a clarifying swim at…
PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! With graduation around the corner, campus has been buzzing with predictions on who this year’s commencement speaker will be. Well students, look no further – the Anchor is breaking the exclusive announcement. We are proud to announce that this year’s 2025…
PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! “Whether you’re just beginning your undergraduate experience or about to head off for new adventures, the Boerigter Center for Calling and Career supports you in the next steps of your career development journey.” Is a quote direct from the Boerigter Center’s…
PARODY ADVISORY *Please note that this article is part of the Ranchor (the Anchor’s satirical edition)! This Fall, the campus welcomed the long awaited 4,500 square foot addition to the DeWitt Student Center – the Jim & Eileen Heeringa Dance Wing. Beginning back in the summer of 2023, students witnessed the evolution of the construction hole by…